The awesome answer

The awesome answer is used at a time when you think it is appropriate to answer to someones question with not the truth, but a more amazing story. usually spoken in a sarcastic, boasting manner.

TRUE ANSWER --

rando guy - "hey how'd you get that cut on yur finger?"

cool guy - "well i was slicing a hot dog the other day and the knife slipped and cut me.."

rando guy - "wow thats fucking dumb..."

THE AWESOME ANSWER -

rando guy - "hey how'd you get that cut on yur finger?"

cool guy - "well its funny you mention it rando guy, so the other day i was just fighting off some panthers in the rain forest, yeah i fell out of a tree and one of the panthers bit me..nbd really"

rando guy - "ZOMG thats pretty intense cool guy!"

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answer fucker

The person who will only fuck you if you ask for it.

Fundo loved his answer fucker because she always did what he asked.

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final answer

In french, "final answer" means brownwood.

Drew Bouldin told Olivia Teague his final answer was poteet.

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answer-dumpster

1. a person who loves to correct others in pronunciation of words and meanings of things if they're said out of context, just to piss you off.

2. a person who looks up complicated matters online just to try and cockblock you later in conversation.

Joe: "so in my early-civilization class, i learned about how women were hunter-gatherer's for the men. you wanna hunt for me, baby?"

Hottie: "totally."

(evesdropping) Jenkins: "actually, hunter-gatherers, in the true sense of the word is of a masculine origin. there's no way that word can mean anything else."

Joe: "hey thanks for that info man. Why don't you gather my balls in your mouth now?"

Hottie: *giggles* "what an answer-dumpster."

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analog answer

Responding to someone's question directly through non-digital means.

A person to person verbal response, the old way-free of tweets, likes, follows etc.

"Nope, Ryan doesn't use Facebook or Twitter or anything like that, you'll have to give him an analog answer."

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answering machine

An electronic device which is designed to automatically answer your phone calls. People who are too cheap to get voice mail usually have an answering machine.

I got rid of my answering machine and got voice mail instead.

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Back answer

To reply to someones question or statement by farting loudly on queue while ignoring that person.

I asked a question of my partner and all they did was back answer from in the shower.

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