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A large group of men start shooting their load and saying crikey
Person 1: Hey did you see what happened to Hannah yesterday
Person 2: What?
Person 1: She was the focal point of an Australian Bukkake
A freaky term for anal sex.
Used as underground slang in the FGC (Fighting game community)
Steve gave Rip the australian Guacamole.
Coming in extremely late to relieve a co-worker
Jen was working real late because the0 bloke after her gave her an Australian relief.
When a man wraps a snake around his foot and proceeds to kick a tarantula up a girls ass.
Man 1: I’m sorry to here your wife died, how did it happen?
Man 2: Oh we were Australian Kickboxing and the spider bit her.
Shaving your genitals, landscaping “down under”.
Hey man, are you gonna fuck that girl?
Yea, right after I do some australian landscaping.
Really just African American but they believe whatever they want.
Dylan: Ryan aren't you black? Ryan: no I'm Australian American.
A selfie "down under" AKA a picture of your junk.
I accidentally tweeted my Australian selfie and it ruined my political career!
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