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Backyard bird

A more polite way to refer to a woman's anus, or to refer to a woman's anus while in the company of children, elderly, or parents.

From this angle I have a really good perspective of your backyard bird.
Do you think her backyard bird is bleached?
The other night I got my second knuckle into her backyard bird.

by togoo January 24, 2014


Backyard Mudbog

The sexual act of throwing a piece of poop into a fan, which chops it up and blows poop all over your partner.

I gave her the backyard mudbog

by Teehee1980 August 22, 2021


Backyard Abortion

4-5 shots of the cheapest vodka you can get your hands on. And your visit your local 7/11, get the nacho cheese sauce. You’ll want to chug about 2 cups worth. Lastly eat one whole skin on chicken breast, feel free to cover in mayo if you wish (helps the poultry go down) Goodluck

Yeah… she legit forgot to get to the 7/11, in time for her annual backyard abortion. It’s happening today tho now, if your free come by!

by April 17, 2023


Eat out in the backyard

To be eaten out in your back yard. In other words to go on de musty ass grass behind u house and let somebody go in on that pussy.

Boy 1: Yo, I hear neriah get eat out in the backyard by nahje
boy 2: nah i hear it was a girl name katara
Boy 1: dis nigga got too many hoes

by Smexyassmf March 26, 2022


Backyard Potato Party

An orgy where as the main activity is anal fisting. This can be used for either sex or orgies involving both or any sex.

(to be read in a German accent)

"Hey Franz, I'm in the mood for a wild Backyard Potato Party tonight! Let us go to the Beer garden and find us many sexual deviants into ass play to bring back with us!"

"What a fantastisch idea, Hans!"

by Kreepykelly July 4, 2022


backyarded

vrb:awesome trick ,point ,etc that you performed but no one saw

guy:OMG!!I pulled a 1260' on this tiny ramp!!!
dude:I didnt saw u

guy... totaly backyarded.

by Mr.mister May 15, 2012


backyarder

Small minded individual:

That in an attempt to scale any operation merely multiplies their backyard size to their new size without any thought of differing methods.

Spews hate, due to ego, at anyone larger in operation than themselves.

Uses "master grower" to define their backyard 6 plant operation or closet tent grow.

Low level employee: "Why don't you do things my way, grow 20ft* tall plants in 400gal pots"

*actual plants ~10ft tall

Real Farmer: "Stop acting like such a backyarder"

by Terdz October 6, 2020