Bart van Leusden

The act of taking a shit on top of another person's shit

Oh man, I just took a wicked Bart van Leusden on top of Tommie's chocolate hostage

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Fart Bart

A major fart, potentially dangerous to the eye, that Bart Simpson ejects out of his ass.

Oh no! A Fart Bart. Ewww...

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bart get out

something said when the person speaking is urine (or piss), particularly if the speaker is yellow and crouched over a toilet as an intruder enters

bart get out, i'm piss

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Die Bart, die

German for 'The Bart, the.'

If a man is bilingual, he's clearly innocent.

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Bart Simpson

a boy who is lame when compared to the rest of the simpsons characters

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES."
"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!"
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."

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Iced Out Bart

That big expensive shit Gucci Mane keeps around his neck and sings about. (A skateboarding Bart Simpson.)

"I got a iced out bart where my heart at,

got multi-colored diamond clothing,
shorty it's all that."
-Gucci Mane

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Bart Simpson Syndrome

Children of neglectful parents often view any attention as good attention. They may do bad things like knock over trash cans in front of adults to get yelled at. The same people grow up to spew hateful and ignorant crap on the internet for the same reason. They have little to no friends and reading angry responses to their posts is the highlight of their day. Don't hate these pitiful bastards, feel sorry for them.

Steve: "Did you see the comment that guy wrote on youtube? What's his problem?"

Ron: "He's got Bart Simpson syndrome."

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