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point blank

An appropriate yet bitchy way of ending a conversation or to state you're dun talking.

"you took L's when you fucked my sister cah now you look stupid honestly you're so dry i wonder why i still stuck around with your 4 inch crusty self. Man can't even keep up after 15 minuetes yet attempts to pull out and spray. lols point blank with your small self"

by diqq_choppaaa069 February 21, 2017

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


text blank

When you accidentally send a blank text message.

Jon:
Matt: ????
Jon: Oops, I text blanked.

by the female gamer July 13, 2009

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Fire a Blank

For a male to masturbate, hence 'blank' as nothing will result in it. Used in reference to a revolver as many a man can only crack out 6 on a good day.

Man 1: Did you get any action?

Man 2: No I struck out, I had to fire a blank in the end

by Jimenete August 14, 2014

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


shoot blanks

male dry orgasm due to sexual technique, diabates, post prostate removal, et al. For many males who can no longer expel semen due to medical procedure or illness it is a negative, depressing, and angry loss. Sexual sensation is diminished or orgasm is painful. sexual tension is not sufficiently alleviated with permanent dry orgasm.

After prostate removal by the up the dick method, I can no longer shoot my load. I can only shoot blanks. I hope my urlogist's genitals falls off.

by ymouszanon March 28, 2015

25πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Blank Slate

A person who expresses no emotion. A person who is dead inside.

Her expression is nothing but a blank slate.

by SUnicors April 29, 2018

9πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Shooting Blanks

for males during orgasm no semen comes out your penis . During retrograde ejaculation, semen travels into the bladder, rather than being squirted out of the penis. This is usually the result of most prostate surgeries. When turp (Trans Urethral Resection of the Prostate) was first started for bladder retention, cuting away some of the prostate with scopic tube including miniature camera, miniature scalpal up your pee hole up to your prostate. Again in the late 1970's doctors worked very slowly and cautiously so far less of thes turp procedures caused dry climax, orgasm. Today what occurs is surgeons working too fast. this results damage to the vesical sphincter. Since the sphincter is damaged or roto rotered totally it no longer closes off the bladder so your jism just falls in there instead of splooging out your cock. These dry orgasms give very little pleasure and more importantly do not give any sexual tension relief.
Retrograde ejaculation can happen as a result of certain types of surgery, such as prostate surgery, or can occur in men with conditions that can damage the nerves, such as diabetes, alcohol abuse or multiple sclerosis.

guy:This guy tells me post prostate surgery he can't splooge in his lover's face, he's just shooting blanks, so she left him.
listening guy: why the fuck should that matter
guy: He told me she rubs his or some other guy now, jizz into her face and she thinks it makes her face look ten years younger.
listening guy: whatever

by anon_frank March 9, 2017

19πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Blank Canvass

A chick that one believes to be a virgin thats has the potential to become a Sex Kitten.

"What do you reckon? Blank Canvass or not?"
"Definitely with bee stings and braces, there's no doubt!"

by BΓ­sclΓ’itier August 18, 2006

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž