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A needlessly complicated and out-of-sequence morning meal, in which a small piece of ham is followed by eggs with hot sauce. Only after that do you brew coffee. The Dexter breakfast culminates in fresh squeezed blood orange juice.
My sister looks like a man, so Ima eat a dexter breakfast and cock punch Batista.
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A pouch of fat that hangs over the pants of a female. Said to be caused by the over-eating at breakfast that morning.
Did you see Emily's breakfast pouch today?
Ya i hope she never wears that shirt again.
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A breakfast toaster is a sexual act occurring the morning after. In the morning, around breakfast time, you flip your significant other over on their stomach. Then you proceed to rub their buns with vaseline and light them on fire. Hence a breakfast toaster.
Dude, I totally gave Lydia a breakfast toaster this morning! I loves my buns toasted.
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A breakfast containing little or no nutritional value, namely a cup of black coffee and two cigarettes.
He was in a rush, so settled for a Prostitute's Breakfast.
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When you put maple syrup on your morning wood, fuck someone in the ass, then lick leftover syrup off their asshole.
I was feeling frisky this morning so I rolled my date over and had a lovely bottom breakfast!
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The act of lifting your leg and passing gas on an un-expecting person. The buttocks must be facing the victim thus presenting the gas hot and ready.
At the One Direction concert, Eben got up from his seat and served Bram a Breakfast Bar.
Hit song by Drain Gang member Bladee. One of his most popular songs.
Drain Gang!
I love the song ฬ<< Hotel Breakfast >ฬ> by Bladee