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Bruce Lee is the only man to beat Chuck Norris.
Guy 1: Chuck Norris blows bubbles with beef jerky.
Guy 2: Puft, that is nothing, Bruce Lee blows bubbles with boulders.
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Billonaire playboy, he dates movie stars and supermodels. He lives a superficial meaningless life. For some reason all the other definitions on this site think that he is The Dark Knight, but think about it; why would a billionaire playboy like him devote his nights to beating up Gotham's criminals?
Guy 1: So who do you think the caped crusauder is?
Guy 2: I think it's Bruce Wayne. Think about it; right after he comes back to Gotham a well-equiped vigalante starts cleaning up the streets. I mean who else could afford the equipment Batman uses.
Guy 1: You think that billonaire playboy is the Batman? You're dumber than you look. I think the Batman is that new D.A. Who's been cleaning up the streets.
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He's dead. Bruce Jenner is dead.
Guy 1: Hey, did you see Bruce Jenner the other day?
Guy 2: Bruce Jenner is dead.
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Greatest voice in Heavy Metal. He began his career singing for Samson under the name Bruce Bruce before joining up with Iron Maiden shortly after the departure of Paul Di'Anno. Began his career with a bang after recording the popular album "The Number of the Beast" which showcased his amazing vocal talents- especially in the song "Hallowed Be Thy Name."
Bruce departed from the band pending a solo career after the release of Fear of the Dark. His first album, Tatooed Millionare didn't recieve much acclaim, but when he partnered with Roy Z and made the album Balls to Picasso. Bruce's albums occasionally featured the guitarists of Maiden including Janick Gers and Adrian Smith. Among the most popular of his solo albums are Balls to Picasso, Accident of Birth, The Chemical Wedding(a pseudo-concept album using many of the works of William Blake, and the recent Tyranny of Souls.
In 2000 Bruce returned to Maiden and recorded Brave New World, and later Dance of Death. Bruce hosts a BBC radio show and flys Boeing charter jets for British Airways. He commonly sports the slogan "If it ain't a boeing, I ain't going!" and hosted a special for Discovery Channel UK.
In his off-time Bruce also wrote two books, The Adventures of Lord Iffy Boatrace and The Missionary Position.
Bruce Dickinson is a god.
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1. Innovative martial artist who perfected Kung Fu and invented Jeet Kune Do. Famous for the feared "one-inch" punch. Acted in several martial arts movies as well.
2. To attack someone. Often in a crazed/retarded manner. Usually by someone who doesn't know what the fuck they are doing.
1. "That Bruce Lee movie I just watched sure was kickass."
2. "If you don't get your hand out of my pants I'll go Bruce Lee on your ass!"
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To attack someone with great martial art skill. (A sideways tribute to Jeet Kune Do founder Bruce Lee).
Keep it up, and I'll go Bruce Lee on your ass!
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The company that produces his music clearly has a lot of time on it's hands.
Bruce Springsteen has like 40 greatest hits collections.
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