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A species of mutant platypus monkeys, from an alternate universe, who spend their time entering our world through the magical portals we call 'dryers' and 'washing machines' to steal our socks and sell them on the black market for huge sums. The more daring ones have been known to steal both socks or even a pair of leggings. The only way to stop them is to pour a mixture of sour cream, pickle juice, and scrambled eggs (not soupy) into every washer/dryer load.
Look at this! Half my socks are gone! Damn those bumble squishes!
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A) A female who turns around and points her ass in your face when she is not satisfied with your actions.
B) A female who refuses to engage in anal sex.
That girls ass is tighter than a pair of vice grips. She sure is a bumble butt.
Bitch has got one of those straight up bumble butt attitudes.
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Verb.
1. Lying about your age while online dating. Any dating website can be used, but the word is derived from the Bumble dating application.
"Omg. This girl totally Benjamin Bumbled me. The profile she used online said she was 27, but when we went out, she admitted she lied for a bigger dating pool. She's actually 32."
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describes girls that try to be cooler than they actually are.
actually derived in response to the introduction of "janky" but has neither been as successful nor as popular. JC
That girl is jumble bumble for trying to make a better word than me.
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A phrase which can only truly be understood through the context of randomly sending to one's peers at uninvited times. Although suitable for in-person gatherings as well. Usually best used when you have lost all interest in the conversation, or simply seeking to release your inner impulsive stupidity.
Peers Engaging In Conversation:
Oneself: "Bumble My Dunghole"
Peers: "What?"
Oneself: (Expresses No Emotion)
Peers: (Resume Conversation After Questioning Your Behavior)
When a male dips his penis in honey and proceeds to fuck a women with it then eat the honey out of her Vagina.
Tom "Dude why is your face all sticky"
Jake "I just gave my Girlfriend a Texas Bumble Bee with a shit ton of honey"
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Bumble my nuts
(Bum•ble my nuts) the act of motorboating a nut sack.
1. Adjective- informal
To blow air against a nut sack making a motor boat effect
Bumble my nuts
(Bum•ble my nuts) the act of motorboating a nut sack.
"Dude I think she's a keeper. She bumbled my nuts until they were numb."
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