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A small redneck town, in the middle of the woods, next to the most gayest town of Woodbridge. Bethany Is about 98 percent catholic and 99 percent white. No Crime at all. In Bethany we have farms for horses and cows. Every one here has a tractor. Everyone there is a hick. The kids there get new shovels for their birthdays, and have to go to school at Amity high school with the orange kids, and the rich and snobby Jew kids who live in woodbridge. These hilbilies who live here always play redneck games when they are bored. They have shitty grammar when they talk and they cant spell. There is no movie theater, no stores of and kind, and this place is not for me. If you are a city person don't live here.
Man look at my new shovel I got for my birthday, this is what you get living in Bethany CT.
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A decent-sized upper middle class town located in Fairfield County. It has a very suburban setting in its location in the sticks, and its high school is pretty decent at sports. Although plenty of teenagers complain that there is nothing to do in Newtown, it has a few parks and forests, including Treadwell Town Park, and it has the Blue Colony Diner. Plus its near everything: Malls, movie theaters, bowling alleys, the beach, NYC, etc.
CT resident: Where are you from?
Newtown resident: Newtown, CT.
CT resident: Where's that?
Newtown resident: It's located near Danbury.
CT resident: Oh, ok.
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1. “Full send” is a part of our vocabulary
2. I peeked at bhs
3. DRK tattood on my arm
4. 203 salt life was my senior quote
5. I had my first fake ID freshman year
“Where do you live?”
“Branford, CT”
“Ohh so your a wash up?”
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Quite possibly the best place to live in Connecticut.
Let’s go to the coziest town in Connecticut, Milford, CT.
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prospect is a small town that is one of the most boringest towns in ct. they kids either play football or soccer. there isnt enough black people to play basketball and any of the white kids that try, arent any good at it. parties are usually the worst around, except the occasional banger. the only real hangout is the town park. and the mobile gas station. for some reason there are alway people there? choice of first car is anything kids can afford. the richer kids in the national honor society have their parents buy them what ever they want. the local town gang think they are the hardest kids in the world. they think it is cool to smoke shitty weed. they dont know how dumb they look. pizza resteraunts owned by albanians pretty much rule the town. there is a subway and dunkin donuts. prospect has had the same mayor for 12324 years. theres only about 5 cops but they are always bussy chasing the cool kids smoking weed at the park. other than that prospect is quiet with nothing to do, you might find a deer or two wandering across your front yard once and while. but most shoot them. most kids think theyre are cool because prospect is next to waterbury, but waterbury kids are too uneducated to know where or what prospect is, and or how to spell prospect. if you are planning to live a boring life, move to prospect.
youve been to prospect, ct?
what the hells a prospect?
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shags his sister and sounds like a ging little speka
wow CT swish fucks his sister in vcs
something that Derek Sheperd didn't get
you didn't even attempt to do burr holes after he failed to get him a Head CT