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A large joint/blunt that has the potential to pack a strong punch and, possibly, cause life changing events to occur.
Look, at Ralph! He's having a tough time dealing with Captain Beefy!
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While having sexual intercourse, the Captain Barden is a modified version of doggystyle. When hitting it from the back, you have the left knee on the bed and the right foot on the bed with the right leg cocked out, like you are kneeling on one leg. The right hand goes on your hip and your left hand goes on her left shoulder. The purpose of the left hand on her shoulder is to maximize penetration by bringing her body into you.
Popularized by my boy DJ XLent.
Me: Yo I hit that shit doggystyle last night.
Jeff: Nah man this is what you gotta do, right leg out, right hand on the hip, left hand on the shoulder and just smash on that bitch all day.
Me: Good call. I gotta hit that shit Captain Barden tomorrow night.
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the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping
"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"
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A show which was invented not by environmentalists and politicians as typically thought, but rather corporate polluters and the government to convince children that pollution is the result of a group of dumb, grotesque individual outcasts who do it for no purpose at all, rather than the result of the monetary interests of corporations.
Boy: Those evildoers are releasing pollution into the water. Boy, they had better watch out for Captain Planet.
Man: It's not evildoers, it's the local oil business. And Captain Planet is fictional.
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A nickname for Chris Pine, referring simultaneously to the actor's role as Captain Kirk in the new Star Trek film and his status as a GQMF.
"New pics of Captain Fine? UNF UNF."
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Super Villain who tells people what the subtext, that is what you really mean, when you say one thing and mean another. Captain Subtext lived in the attic of Jeff Murdock's childhood home in the British comedy "Coupling." He reportedly had "secret meetings" with Jeff's mother, and performed surgical operations on his privates while he slept.
Captain subtext will tell her you're lying!
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Captain Niall is the nicname for Niall Horan shipping larry stylinson. Niall has tried to confirm larry stylinson multiple times in interviews with one direction.
"I'm the biggest larry shipper!"
"No, captain niall is!"
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