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chapped penis

This is a condition whereby the penis become dry and possibly cracked. It may be caused by the evaporation of moisture due to having too much sexy time outdoors during the cold winter months.

Dave: Hey, Steve. I heard you had intercourse with Tracy yesterday in the park. I bet that was super!
Steve: Yes, it was A-OK ... until I woke up today with a chapped penis.

by Craig McJohnstone January 29, 2009


chapped stick

No lubrication
Nuff said

chapped stick

by stalahahiedfe March 21, 2011


lip chap

Chap stick for ashy lips.

I tried to offer her some lip chap but she didnt want nan.

by Malissa33 August 14, 2006


Chap Sack

Chapped dry testicles from not showering

Person 1: How's you're chap sack going mohamed?

Mohamed: Very dry

Person 1: You should take a shower!!

by Juggalo420666 February 06, 2009


'ol chap

Usually written ol' chap since the apostrophe should be placed where the missing letter is. Short form for "Old Chap", which is a British way of saying "Dude".

"My word, 'ol chap, the Queen just snogged that fag." means "Check it out, dude, the Queen just french kissed that cigarette."

by SeanAnthonySmith March 24, 2006


Chony chapped

To be mad and cop an attitude about something, usually when you don’t get your way.

Stop being chony chapped the world doesn’t revolve around you

by SweetPea6935 December 30, 2022


Chap slap

When a male gets slapped in the gonads by another male and the latter shouts "CHAP SLAP!"

"Chap slap!" keiran exclaimed as he whacked aden in the gonads

by Richard Bronze-Balls Johnson December 21, 2014