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A fat cute guy who has a small dick. He macks on the baddest bitches and always gets friend zoned. He is usually mistaken a gay guy.
Girl 1: Ewwww that fat guy tried to get at me
Girl 2: him?! I thought he was gay. I heard he has a chode.
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Where your cock is wider than it is long. (A horrible thing to have)
Holy fuck marshall you have a huge chode!!!!!!!
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A chode is a penis in which the diameter is larger than the length.
It is also mistakenly used to refer to the perineum, but this is erroneous.
My boyfriend's chode looks like a can of skoal.
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1) A short and fat penis.
2) A funny name to call people.
3) The area between a person's balls and asshole.
-Look at that chode!
-HAHA it's so short and fat!
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-Hey what's up?
-Nothing much...you chode.
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-Haha I convinced your mom to lick my chode.
-Ew
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(1) noun: a gross short/fat penis.
(2) noun: a dickhead who has a short/fat penis and the
blunt of all jokes.
(1) Dude, yesterday, james was so drunk that he went into the girls bathroom and sat on the toilet and threw up on his chode!
(2) James is such a chode that his only companion is his fish named george, who lives in an alcohol bottle. He is holding jamie's headband hostage with hope that someday she will have sex with him, only nobody will ever have sex with him since he is such a chode (and those who will sex him, he will go limp inside).
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When the width of a penis exceeds its length it is considered to be a chode. In addition, chodes tend to be very small. So small in fact that they are unable to satisfy a woman sexually or aesthetically.
Some people famous for having chodes:
Justin Bieber, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Oprah, Kanye West, Adam Sandler, Miley Cyrus, Dick "Chodey" Cheney, Fred, Ray William Johnson who is also considered to BE a chode as well as having one, and many more...
hot girl: *reaches down a boy's pants upon being aroused* "Wait, where is your... oh... is that.. *touches it* ..it??"
boy: "Yeah... I forgot to tell you... I have a chode..."
hot girl: "Oh that's okay hun... well... not really... ... ..."
*awkward silence followed by a the girl breaking up with the boy and never contacting him again*
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