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A city in Northeast Ohio, home of the Indians, the Cavs, the Browns, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and Museum, University Circle, and many other interesting places, teams, and people.
The city is also home to Case Western Reserve University and Cleveland State University, as well as the Cleveland Institute of Music (CIM) and the Cleveland Symphony Orchestra.
Cleveland itself is a medium city as cities go, definitely not as huge as, say, New York.
Cleveland proper is the actual city. But Cleveland is surrounded by many inner and outter-ring suburbs, which together comprise the Greater Cleveland Area.
Though poverty, race relations, and corruption are all big problems for the city, it does have a lot of average, normal people, just like anywhere else, and therein lies it's salvation.
It also has a pretty good arts scene and really weird weather.
You know you're from Cleveland, OH if:
-You know the lake isn't on fire anymore.
-You ever skipped school, work, or whatever to go celebrate St. Patrick's Day.
-You like pierogies, kielbasa, or bratwurst.
-You can spell "Cuyahoga", and do so on a regular basis.
-You're used to weird weather.
-You're an Indians fan.
-You were torn over whether to support the Steelers or Seahawks in Super Bowl XL ('06)
-You've heard of "the Drive", "The Fumble", and all those other great tragic moments in Cleveland Sports History.
-You know about the Cleveland Spiders.
-You're still mad at Baltimore.
-Art Modell is synonymous with "traitor".
-You know the words to "Cleveland Rocks." (last one optional)
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The same has a Cleveland steamer, instead of rolling on the turd on the persons' chest (you can if you want if you're into that stuff). You climb to the top of a sofa or something big and do the frog splash on the shit so it goes everywhere!
Hey Dave! I just did the Cleveland Frogger on my girlfriend... Well, ex-girlfriend now.
An expression used as a replacement for "It could be worse".
Kenneth: God this day blows
Adrein: Well, it's colder in cleveland.
Taking a fat dump right before you take a dick up the ass.
Larry told me tonight he wants to try anal , so I had to squeeze in a rusty cleveland before he got here.
It's when you blow an anonymous out of work factory worker in an alley behind a bar.
I feel so disgusting, last night I preformed a Cleveland Stranger outside if the bar.
To give one a cleaveland steamer and proceed to stomp on it.
"Nothing is worse than cleaning up after a cleveland wafflestomp
The act of shitting on your partners groin, rubbing it to their pubic hair, then spunking into the field.
Lord Goader opened up his brown eye and released a burly length onto little eugene, ploughed it into his balls and then planted some seeds in the choad valley ready for the cleveland harvest.
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