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When you fuck someone in a chicken coop.
I’m chicken cooping ur mom.
I’m going to chicken coop your sister.
a sam coop is a man who has his willy held while urinating by his woman. typically a white male, the sam coop is rare species and is usually found before becoming the ultimate pussywhip. after defeat, the sam coop will have his life revolved around one woman, and will become invisible to the boys
Friend 1: wheres sam coop been recently
friend 2: heard hes locked away with a lifetime sentence
friend 1: oh darn, what did he do
friend 3: he refused to be pussywhipped and have his willy held while weeing outside den 66
friend 1: what a shame, i haven't seen sam coop in atleast a year
friend 4: i'll always remember the times where I held his willy
friends 3: indeed, he wasnt just urinating either
Friend 1: wheres sam coop been recently
friend 2: heard hes locked away with a lifetime sentence
friend 1: oh darn, what did he do
friend 3: he refused to be pussywhipped and have his willy held while weeing outside den 66
friend 1: what a shame, i haven't seen sam coop in atleast a year
friend 4: i'll always remember the times where I held his willy
friends 3: indeed, he wasnt just urinating either
5 strokes either side of 100 in golf.
Holy fuck I played well today. Had me-self an Anthony Coops
-best boy
-puppy
-30 pounds of fluff
-Loves long walks on the beach
- is yet to defeat vaccum cleaner
-will k1ll for snacc
A location of pure tomfoolery. Where one drops copious amounts of LSD and/or molly and is at risk of becoming a bonafide wook.
"We tripped face at the disco coop the other night. Jerry licked a window."
Checking wallet keys and phone front back left and right.
“Hold up, coop check…” *pat, pat, pat, pat*
When you get roasted in a rap battle by a black dike with cornrows and a ear ring.
Coop: Tell em coop did it, who are you kiddin. You know I do this for a livin.
Patience: I'm sorry, but you just got cooped.