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When you shove as many ice cubes as you can into your partners asshole, then you let the ice simmer for 30 minutes
Oh babe, give me the alaskin crock pot tonight!
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After an anal gang bang, when an anus is full of several loads of semen, the owner of said anus inserts a variety of ingredients such as vegetables, meat, etc. and then clenches the anus shut to trap all of the sperm loads and food. This causes the food and semen to "cook" inside of the rectum.
Dude #1 "All of this anal sex is making me hungry"
Dude #2 "Let's make a Kentucky Crock Pot!"
Dude "1 "Oh yeah! My favorite part is the savory brown dumplings!"
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A child of a douchebag and a whore
J: What is wrong with him? His jizz is like a fountain!
X: And hitting the tree?
J: Yeah.
X: What a crock of stinking horse shit!
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rain dip drop top cooking dope in the crock pot
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A nigga with his dick inside a Crock pot
He stupid af. He a big nigga Crock Pot dick
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When you change a poop diaper and leave it in your car to stew and royally stink up your enclosed car.
Honey, did you leave a Crock-Pot Diaper in the car all day in this heat?
Not what you think but instead highly astounding
Crock pots just have yet to build factual claims in rebuke of an evidencial stance supporting a philosophical model made from reasoning with causation factors limiting the scope of the argument as non circular.