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rock crusher

Crusher of rocks, usually accompanied by a yell of "YEAH!"

YEAH! He CRITICALS him with the Rock Crusher!

by God March 23, 2003

3๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Crush Crusher

Someone whom you have a Crush on turns around and DEMANDS your only friends and NOTHING else!

Guy "Hi, So do you have a crush on me?"
Girl "Why do you wanna know?"
Guy "Cause I just do?"
Girl "Fine, Yes I have a crush on you!"
Guy "I thought we were only friends?"
Girl " You just ruined my crush!!!"
Guy "Sorry!"
Girl "Whatever you crush crusher!!"

by quaddinmonkey December 16, 2011

2๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tard Crusher

Someone not of full mental capability.

Often used to describe someone with blond hair and blue eyes and glasses.

Also known as "The Milky Bar Kid"

A boy who works with computers around 20years old

by Joe Cool February 18, 2005

3๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mega Psycho Crusher

A brute attack that consist of the attacker flying in the air at 3.00*10^8 m/s. While flying, the person body will build of a deadly electricity(40 kilo amperes) and strike his/her opponent(s). This attack is unavoidable. Mega Psycho Crusher is a "one-hit kill." Mega Psycho Crusher is an equivalent of an output of 40 grams of Chucktanium energy. Mega Psycho Crusher is also an occupation that help provide funeral service hence bringing the dead body down to ashes.


Funeral Service Provider: I'm sorry for your loss.
Over Sensitive Chick (Crying): I wish he could live another 190 years; he's to young to die.
Funeral Service Provider: He served his time. We can not let his body freeze in the harsh blizzard any longer. Your soul will survive through this lonely winter...I promise.
Over Sensitive Chick (Crying): WTF, what are you intending to do? Tell Me! (So emotional)
Funeral Service Provider: Listen! he served his time; it's time to end your misery...MEGA PSYCHO CRUSHER!! (velocity increase; endothermic process "catapultulate."
Over Sensitive Chick (Crying and shouting): NOOOOOOO!
(BOOM!, the corpse is now reduce down into ashes)
Funeral Service Provider: RIP.
(Since Mega Psycho Crusher travel at the speed of light, The Over Sensitive Chick screaming sound can't travel as fast in comparison. Hence, the logic fits perfectly: When summon, Mega Psycho Crusher can't be stop, regardless.

by BenchMax345 February 25, 2008

26๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


car crushers 2

A awesome game on roblox, you play this game by crushing cars for parts and money,there are over 140 unlockable vehicles and 44 crushers some crushers can be unlocked by buying gamepasses with the roblox currency ROBUX,the game passes are

Extra Colors
10 robux
Gold Material
350 robux
Silver Material
80 robux
Super Human
100 robux
Crowbar
20 robux
VIP
90 robux.
Premium Crushers
180 robux
Energy Core Access
350 robux
Platinum Material
600 robux
Neon Material
35 robux.

There is a stunt park, and a derby mode with multiple game modes, and a energy core which can be blown up by a person with the energy core gamepass if your survive the self destruct you will be awarded with money and parts.

when will car crushers 2 be free!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?

by blackcat1407 August 9, 2018

15๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Skull crusher 595

When you swing on a pull up bar like a monkey and mouth fuck your girl

We were chilling at my house then she found my pull up bar and I ended up giving her the skull crusher 595

by Mongolian Scrouge April 6, 2018


California Cherry Crusher

The perfect name for a dick so massive and thick, it pops your girls other cherries, even if she ain't a virgin. Also known as the Maryland Anal Tugger. If you have one of these, beware, with great size comes the possibility of actually splitting someone in half.

Detective: What appears the cause of death?
Doc: It seems the girl had a California Cherry Crusher shoved inside her reproductive organs.
Detective: Good God! What kind of deadly weapon is that!?!
Doc: Nothin you own.

by IRHMP August 28, 2016