Up to Dove

You are 'up to dove' when you're not drunk, stoned or hungover.

Guy 1: "How are you feeling? You drank a lot last night."
Guy 2: "I'm not really feeling up to dove."

Dove Nigga

Dove nigga is a brand of any product to make Niggas smell better and look like white people

Frankie: you know I’m actually black, I use dove nigga paint to make myself white

Aidy: I use dove nigga paint but mines chipping that’s why I got these freckles

Frankie: you must be using nigga dove paint then, it’s the off brand version

Throwing the dove

when people pose with a peace sign for a picture, most often under the influence of alcohol

Girls were throwing the dove in every tagged facebook picture. Nonni threw the dove on spring break 09. Throwing the dove will be the next waving goodbye.

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Wet dove

When a girl queefs and shes lose

He went down on her and she wet doved his face

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lonesome dove

While wearing a cowboy hat.
The act of mounting an actual saddle (or blanket) on her stomach and fucking her (reverse cowboy without the saddle or good ole fashioned horse fucking style with the saddle) while using your fingers (rusty hooks) as the reigns.

Note; make sure to stretch beforehand, as there rusty hooks will require you to stretch your arms backwards and your dick forwards and under.

Make sure to also that ass and make her Winnie and trot around before hand.
This should only be done to avoid doing anything important. Especially when being asked to help do something that would otherwise inconvenience yourself.

Ex:

I was supposed to help carry grandmas casket at the funeral but ended up lonesome doving them.

I have a job interview today, but I think I might lonesome dove that shit.

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the Dove men

As shown on conan o'brien on the 18th of august. a parody of the dove firming cream women. Full-size men

that guy should join the dove men.

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turtle dove

a small, flightless bird resembling a pigeon with a turtle shell on its back. It is almost completely useless, and lives in a tree all its life owing to the fact if it tries to jump down it will die (the turtle shell means it is too heavy to fly). Their diet composes of leaves, fruit, and any cat/monkey/other that climbs their tree.

how are your turtle doves doing, Dave?
Not very well, Bill. One of them swallowed my cat.

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