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Dylan

Of Jesus-esque proportions. Good at anything he wants to be good at. Can even transform water into wine, that, consequently, will most likely be consumed moments thereafter due to his uncanny alcoholism. Livers everywhere hate him.

He totally went Dylan all up in that bitch!

by DRizz0 February 4, 2010

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Dylan

The type of person that is attracted to cats.

im a dylan ... meow

by dislander3000 December 30, 2011

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dylan

will pay full attention to u until he gets all worped up in his own little thing that he believes to be a career, but really is not just a kid with a big dick thinking he gunna be a professional ... but really may not be.

dylan is that guy that people think is so small, but in reality is huge.

by a true alexys June 8, 2010

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dylanitis

1) The inability to curse

2) You repeat what others say when attempting to curse

3) This disorder is usually not noticeable. If someone with the disorder is asked โ€œSay the F wordโ€, they will repeat most of the time. These are the first symptoms. Others with this disorder may have to go to a few private therapy sessions in order for those effected to have the courage and energy to curse.

Example:
Person : Say the F word.
Infected Person : The F word

If this happens, it could be a sign of dylanitis, which is a very rare disorder.

by Undetale September 4, 2019


Dylaned

When one is forcefully slammed against a wall and made out with without prior consent.

Party guest: "DAMN! That bitch just got Dylaned!"
Homeowner: "What the fuck!? I just fixed that wall!"

by Tatty Daddy May 11, 2013


Dylan

A smart and kind individual who can drop anyone off in 2k he is also a man of his word and never stwutches up and is never fake he also get mad hoes...not that girls are hoes

Dylan is awesome

by The 2k goat June 7, 2017


Dylan

A guy who can be very childish at times but is also very loyal when with the right people. He is hot, usually tall, dark hair, brown or green eyes and he has amazing eyes. He is often misunderstood but just needs to find the right partner who will accept him. An ideal match for a dylan is a tall sexy brunette. This will be a lasting relationship if they both give it a chance.

Blonde girl: Did you hear what that asshole Dylan did this time?
Guy: Sure did but we are still mates
Other girl: I wish he could be mine

by thetruthisherebiatchhh June 20, 2019