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When someone has illegal fireworks, they go to one location, shoot them off, then another location, shoot more off, over and over. Doing this stops the cops from catching them if they were to stay on one place.
Boy: weren’t those guys shooting fireworks down the street?
Girl: yeah, but they’re up the road now, they are Nomadic Fireworking!
Watching the lightning from a distant thunderstorm from
a location of your choice. Much better than paying admission to a lame pyrotechnic display.
I had a few cocktails and went outside to watch the free fireworks.
The act of a hairy naked male buttocks pressing each cheek and anus so hard into a persons face that they see lights an spots due to the anal force pressing upon the victims eyes. While contracting pink eye.
"my manager gave me me feucht fireworks show today", "saw some crazy lights with my eyes closed. Now my eyes are itchy"
When a person sticks a firecracker in the other partners anal, after the person has ejaculated in the anal hole.
Then said person will then light the firecracker, so the semen will cover said partners.
Mary: is that a firecracker..?
John: yes Mary
Mary: oh John!
John: here one creamy firework
Does verbal diarrhea count as brown fireworks or is it a case of just endless bloviating?
(n.) Jizz that comes out at such speed, force, and shear power it is comparable to that of a firework
(v.) The act of giving someone firework jizz, typically your own
His room looked like a 4th of July after-party with the amount of firework jizz on the bed
I think it's interesting we chose popcorn as our food of entertainment, when it's the only food we've got that purposefully explodes over and over again. Especially when it's made old fashioned style, on a stove with a clear lid....It's like watching corn fireworks.