scissor fist

Code for masturbating when getting caught by friends. Usually a last resort.

Mark walked in on me beatin' it and I couldn't think of anything so I just yelled out "SCISSOR FIST!".

Beadle's fist

Euphemism for a scrotum, named after unfunny UK television host Jeremy Beadle's small and deformed right hand.

My Beadle's fist is stuck to my leg!

Fist Babies

Sperm destined for the sweat sock or klenex. Brought forth from the fist or "act of masterbation"

The greatests love of all often creates fist babies

foot fisting

Verb: fütt fisting
Forcibly inserting one's foot into the anus or vagina of another.

Hey baby I just got a pedicure, now I wanna foot fist you!
Now get ready for the foot fisting of your life!

Fist Bump

Zootime merriment performed by the fab five in a clenched fashion somewhat like a fist bump that ravagely pummels the living shit out of one’s pooper

On my ten year high school reunion, I was able to reunite with my old bestie Lenny Fry.. and to think I wasn’t gonna go, the second we seen eachother we did our good ole fist bump and it was like we were youngins again

Bro Fist

It's a fist...for your bros.

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BRO FIST

IF YOU DONT POST THIS TO 5 BROS THEN YOU ARENT A BRO

Awkward Fist

You twist your thumb, unnaturally behind your pointer finger knuckle, to the point where your thumb can go no further. Then you make a fist with the rest of your fingers, and it looks absolutely awkward.

Person 1: Hi, my knee is really killing me today.

Person 2: Man my head is killing me, we drank too much last night.

Person 3: Wow, my ass is really sore from all that butt sex.

Person 1 and 2: *awkward fists*