scissor fist

Code for masturbating when getting caught by friends. Usually a last resort.

Mark walked in on me beatin' it and I couldn't think of anything so I just yelled out "SCISSOR FIST!".

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Beadle's fist

Euphemism for a scrotum, named after unfunny UK television host Jeremy Beadle's small and deformed right hand.

My Beadle's fist is stuck to my leg!

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Fist Babies

Sperm destined for the sweat sock or klenex. Brought forth from the fist or "act of masterbation"

The greatests love of all often creates fist babies

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foot fisting

Verb: fütt fisting
Forcibly inserting one's foot into the anus or vagina of another.

Hey baby I just got a pedicure, now I wanna foot fist you!
Now get ready for the foot fisting of your life!

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Fist Bump

Zootime merriment performed by the fab five in a clenched fashion somewhat like a fist bump that ravagely pummels the living shit out of one’s pooper

On my ten year high school reunion, I was able to reunite with my old bestie Lenny Fry.. and to think I wasn’t gonna go, the second we seen eachother we did our good ole fist bump and it was like we were youngins again

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Bro Fist

It's a fist...for your bros.

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BRO FIST

IF YOU DONT POST THIS TO 5 BROS THEN YOU ARENT A BRO

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Awkward Fist

You twist your thumb, unnaturally behind your pointer finger knuckle, to the point where your thumb can go no further. Then you make a fist with the rest of your fingers, and it looks absolutely awkward.

Person 1: Hi, my knee is really killing me today.

Person 2: Man my head is killing me, we drank too much last night.

Person 3: Wow, my ass is really sore from all that butt sex.

Person 1 and 2: *awkward fists*