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1. Sadly there is such a thing as a butt funnel. It is a funnel that goes in a butt so you can see inside. It's a Japanese sex toy. It comes with a little flashlight so you can see inside
2. Someone who is useless and obtuse.
No, don't invite that butt funnel to go with us. There are going to be women there and he always gets in the way
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Learned this from some South African guys. Try to picture this: Two men pull down their pants, and bend over, backing up so their butts are touching firmly. A third person puts their head on the floor (or bar) directly beneath their junk. A fourth person pours a beer through the gap created by the first two's buttcracks, this then pours into the third person's mouth.
It was so gross, those dudes over there were so twisted they did a greek funnel up on the bar last night!
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To use your dong as the \"funnel\", your baby gravy as the \"cake batter\" and some hot chick\'s stomach area (near her belly button) as the frier. If you\'ve ever watched or made a funnel cake, it is now abundantly clear.
Damn! Frank was so worried about knocking up his girlfriend he pulled out and made a funnel cake!
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NOT INAPROPRIATE I PROMISE:
To rotate in circles while tobacco is poured in your butt.
At the party, I saw Bryan butt funneling with my grandmother! Woah she can spin fast!
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Similar to a Rusty Trombone but instead of going for the rudimentary reach around use three fingers to massage the gooch or genitals. Can also be named the 'Rusty Trumpet' but it is called Funnell due to the inventors actual Trumpet playing ability.
Lucy: Do you fancy a rusty trombone tonight?
Dicky: No thanks babe i fancy a slightly higher pitch.
Lucy: How about a rusty funnell?
Dicky: Thats my girl.
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A Jonas Funnel is where you place a satellite dish around your neck like used on dogs. Then you have people jack off into the dish like a bukkake. The dish causes all the semen to flow down towards your face and head.
I was watching this crazy japanese porn last night and they were doing a bukakke but then they took it to the next level with a Jonas Funnel.
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That radio or loudspeaker at your workplace that plays Top 40, Christmas music or smooth jazz, and that you just can't. fucking. turn off.
I've been listening to Rockstar by Nickelback on the puke funnel for about 3 months now, and I'm finna kill somebody.
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