grass and tortilla

when you rip out someone's pubic hairs (grass)

and put it in a used up condom (tortilla)
then you have a traditional grass and tortilla meal.

commonly known as G&T

Girl 1: Oh my gosh, Sharon and Tony G&T'ed last night.
Girl 2: What's G&T?
Girl 1: Grass and Tortilla
Girl 2: Oh that sounds yummy! Can I get one from Chipotle?
Girl 1: *no comment...*

The leftover G&T and little blond, curly hairs stuck to the condom by the semen. Delicious.

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Snake in the Grass

Your girlfriend's "Guy Friend" who never chooses to talk about you with her, comment on pictures of you and her, and never ever makes an effort to meet you. The worst part is, your innocent girlfriend will always deny and defend him because he's seemingly so "nice and friendly" when you call his actions out.

He's the Punk Bitch who secretly loves your girlfriend and will strike at any weak moment in your relationship.

"Man, that guy is a real SNAKE IN THE GRASS... better look out for him"

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Grass Ceiling

When you've smoked so much weed that no matter how much more you smoke, you cannot get any higher.

I smoked so much weed today, I've reached the grass ceiling!

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Patch of Grass

When somebody (usually girls) do not shave their legs and decide to wear ripped jeans with a big rip, so their leg hair shows.

Becky:Should I wear these ripped jeans, even though I haven't shaved in weeks?

Vicky: Well, if you want your patch of grass to show

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dynamite grass

WEEEED. nothing more to it.

Im bored as fuck, will ya roll up some dynamite grass for me, eh?

Disco Grass

The visible pubic hairs on a homosexual male in a disco themed club or bar.

Terry really needs to mow his disco grass

laughing grass

another term for marijuana

Man...lets go get some laughing grass!!