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One of the two high schools located in Cherry Hill, NJ. East is known as the richies and jews, as west is said to be full of gangsters and sluts. East has a leaky ceiling and is slowly sinking because it is built on a swamp. the teachers are either BITCHES or cool. every student is monitored by a crew of "security officers" and their cameras. no football stadium cause the team blows. wait...all the teams kinda suck. but all the kids are pretty smart, even the dumb ones. the school is full of sluts, stoners, jocks, preps, gothics, punks, and thesbians, just like any other high school in modern day america. the heater is either turned up to high or not high enough. if you have lab 8th period on c wing 3rd floor towards the end of the year, you might pass out of heat. kids can be bitches but some r nice. for some reason, the amount of cat fights per year in that school is increasing rapidly! and heres a little tribute to the principle who will remain un-named...."ok, alright, ok alright ok". its a cool school if you can survive.
"hail to thee our alma mater, cherry hill east alma mater,
through the years to come may part us, we'll be ever true.
through the stife and battles, (dun dun) through thy years of glory: (dun dun) we shall hail thee, never fail thee, crimson and white go forth before us. cherry hill east we thank you for the friendships we have made here. there four years, we'll always treasure, we'll remember you!"
GOOOOOOOO COUGARs!
ps. we've got jews too!
Cherry hill high school east is sinking because it full of so many jews!
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A school filled with privileged Ladera kids who live in a bubble and don't know where the good beaches are at. This school lowkey sucks but at least its better than Tesoro.
"Hey you go to San Juan Hills High School?"
"Yeah, it doesn't smell like a dump like everyone else says it does."
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A school that ain't nothin compared to Tesoro.
"lol, imagine being a mustang from San Juan Hills High School"
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A large shitty school where all the displaced kids from oxford hills are crammed.
A place where the staff are money hungry and the principle is a big Italian ass clown who only cares about his golf equipment.
"The oxford school for unimaginative kids"
"The drool school"
Do you see Timmy over There? Yeah three time special Olympic champion. He got his high school diploma from oxford hills comprehensive high school. Maybe you should too!
A school with some smart kids. Many of them think they are so cool and popular, so of course they flunk all of their classes. Kids make out in the hallway daily, and it just gets disgusting. on occasion, some teachers are decent, but most seem like they got their diploma from a sewer. Just letting you know, if you go to this school, good luck passing, if your one of those "Cool kids" Also, our football team sucks actual ASS.
You came from Warren Hills Regional High School? Damn, no wonder you can't spell your own name.
The exact opposite of Park Hill High School. More boujee, yet somehow even shittier.
Person 1: “hey, chad, what school do you go to?”
Chad: “park hill south high school!”
Person 1: “oh god I’m sorry. Is there anything good there?”
Chad: just the women. They’re hot but they’re hoes. Just how I like em!”
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The Richest school in the country
Oh, I just bought the latest Camden Hills Regional High School sweatshirt
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