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The name of which we name all our children from henceforth, or there will be no second coming.
Jesus 2: Redemption Day
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The single greatest person in the history of everything.
historian: Did you know jesus and Moses used guns to defeat the romans?
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The reason the Romans killed Jesus was for his Frost Walker Boots so they could walk on water.
But... they forgot one thing...
His boots had Curse of Vanishing.
Me: Hey, Friend 1!
Friend 1: what?
Me: did you hear about the joke of Jesus and the Romans?
Friend 1: No?
Me: The Romans killed Jesus for his Frost Walker Boots so they could walk on water, but, his boots had Curse Of Vanishing!
Friend 1: You need mental help man.
The greatest guy alive any girl would be happy to be with him.If anyone is even lucky enough to be his friend you should feel great about it because just being near him makes you cool asf
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Loyal if nothing else. Puts others first.
"Jesus, will u go out with me?"
"Oh, you dont know... I have a girlfriend. "
"Well its nice to see you are loyal and put her first. "
Jesus
Je sus
He sus
wait- your sus, don't you already know who he is?
Among us player: Is jesus sus?
Me: Yeah Jesus is sus.
Joe: He sus!