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A sacrilegious expletive. Originally coined by Dave Godowsky
"JESUS UNFORGIVING CHRIST!!! THAT HURT!!!"
A term of extreme surprise that should be used sparingly, lest its impact lessen.
Did you see that really surprising thing? look over there..
Jesus tittyfucking christ! I wouldn't have seen that had you not pointed it out, thank you kind sir
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Owns the taco stand down the street. He would like people to stop asking him to cure their blindness. Even though his named is spelled the same as Jesus Son of God it pronounced hay-zoos. His middle inital is Hector. His father owns a garage and his mother is a nurse. He has two younger brothers.
jesus h christ make the best tacos, but he still wont cure my blindness
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Almost 50 years ago, I worked in an operating room. One of the doctors always swore Jesus H. Christ. When asked what the "H" stood for, he answered, "For Hallmark, for those who care to send the very best."
Jesus H. Christ, are you stupid or what?
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an exclamation one shouts when frustrated, surprised, or overwhelmed.
Jesus Buttfucking Christ! I just stepped in a pile of dog shit!
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The standard bu**s**t reply that a professed religious-freak half-heartedly tries to appease you with whenever you ask a "tough" theology-related question that he does not actually have a "ready" or "satisfactory" answer for, such as, "Well, if God truly loves Mankind, why does He allow bad things to happen to good people?", or, "Yeah, right --- well, tell me this, then --- if your 'perfect God' is so kind and compassionate and merciful, why did He allow my {some beloved relative/friend who became deceased way too early in life} to die?!"
I get sooooo sick ‘n’ tired of hearing that stupid-a** wooden-smile-expressioned response of "Well, that's something best left up to Jesus Christ," whenever I indignantly fire back a perfectly logical question at a local Bible-blabber who is trying to "bring me into the true fold” --- hey, I'm not interested in waiting for "Jesus Christ" to answer my question "all in His good time"!! I want an actual straight solid definite answer --- and one that truly makes logical sense to me --- RIGHT AWAY, not in FIFTY BLEEPIN' YEARS or however long I'm sposta hafta wait to "receive divine enlightenment”! How da HECK can a supposedly-enlightened "born-aginner" except me to wanna listen to his b**l-crap preachings or accept his beliefs if he himself can't even come up with a proper answer to a simple query that a non-believer would logically ask him? Zheee-yeeesh --- he isn’t even following the “old Scout motto” of “be prepared”!!
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A wonderfully profane thing to yell when you are extremely angry, with an emphasis on the final word (as demonstrated in the example below).
Jesus cunting CHRIST, Tim!! Did you really have to go drop that giant 127 lb. anvil on my foot??
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