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Karl Xing is a being so holy and sacred that nobody dares appointing him a job. The uppermost bliss of freedom (job-wise) goes to the almighty, omnipotent being of Karl Xing.
'What has Karl Xing been up to?'
'I think I saw him in Leicester Square 2 weeks ago holding a sign for a job.'
'Honour and glory goes to Karl Xing.'
'May he be with us, KAmen.'
A Swedish Emperor who cant be stopped and is hot and not fat. Pro man
When your friend invites you out several nights in a row for a long night of drinking and you decline. Then, on Sunday, he declines your offer for 1 beer and you call him a pussy.
Me? Pussy? Dude, I've been out drinking late every night this week, yo, and you had to sit at home and wash your hair...don't pull a Karl Walker by calling me a puss.
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When you sneak up on a group of people and say nothing and just smile when the group notices you.
"Dude, where the hell did you come from??"
"I was always here. I can pull a karl."
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A person that attacks and is prepared to ruin the career of one of the country’s spies tracking terrorist efforts to gain weapons of mass destruction for political gain.
Person #1 Shhh keep it a secret.
Person #2 Don't worry I won't Karl Rove you out...
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Karl is the most HOTTEST person on earth. He plays minecraft with his friends on twitch. He is OBSESSED with DREAM, and he falls out if his chair all the time.
"Have you heard of Karl Jacobs?"
"No."
"WHAT THE HONK?! HE IS THE MOST HOTTEST PERSON ON EARTH!!!"
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