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Knee gas, a gas that emerges from your knee, it is also used as a bypass by white people to say the n-Word.
Joe: Yoo look at them people
Wilma: That’s a gang of knee gas is it I’ve ever seen one
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Premature ejaculation, especially ejaculation prior to any direct genital stimulation. From a story about 2 Mormon adults "making-out." The couple was following church guidelines-- no tongue kissing, no laying down, no touching private areas of the body-- basically just lots of tongue-less kissing. When the woman, who was wearing a long skirt, shifted in her seat and inadvertently let her knees show for a brief second, the man ejaculated into his underwear.
I have to relieve this build-up or I might just have get a case of the Mormon knees on my date tonight.
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knee sex is when while making out with a guy(laying down), he carefully rubs his knee against a girl's crotch to stimulate her vagina and get it ready for fingering and/or sex.
girl 1: I wasn't going to go past 2nd base with him, but he started doing something with his knee and i went crazy.
girl 2: O he did the knee sex move. yea he does that well.
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When a lady gets so old that her breasts sag all the way down to her knees, they then stop being breasts as such and become "knee bangers". Another tell tale sign is when you shout, "Show us your tits!", they must lift their skirt in order to do so.
(Can also be spelt as one word - "kneebangers")
"Those knee bangers make her look like she has four arms!"
"Yeah you're happy know because they're big and firm, just wait until your older... when she turns sharply, you'll get some knee bangers to the face..."
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Finding ones knees so irresistibly and sexually attractive. To be turned on by ones knee cap and have desire to fondle with it. May lead to Sexual intercourse.
oh baby, you have such nice knees. I am turned on because of my knee fetish ;)
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The Dis-knees (short for Disney Knees) refers to the dance typical in early 2000s movies, where the main protagonist (typically a young girl who is completely and totally normal and not at all special...except that the most popular boy in school is in love with her and she can sing very well) does her little dancy dance. See: China Ann McClain in Ant Farm, Demi Lovato in Camp Rock, literally any number where the singer grips the mic and bends her knees in her little dancy dance.
Look at her, she got them Dis-knees
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A good over the knee spanking is what she needs
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