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Tits that will take your face....off.
Ian you shouldn't have fooled with the lawnmower tits me boy.
Someone or Something which is a complete waste of time and effort.
Referring to Italian motorcycle manufacturer Ducati's "desmodromic" valve system, used on high performance motorcycles, which is vastly complicated and would give no observable benefits if integrated into a lawnmower engine.
David you fucking desmodromic lawnmower, for the fifteenth time, get out of my house!
Nah, fixing that shed is like putting Desmodromic Valves on a mower.
The act of putting a girl on her face and knees, while grabbing her arms. While fucking her you mow the bed/ carpet with her face.
Ben sweats during the kinetic lawnmower.
When you’re eating your step sisters ass (or pussy) and you use butter and Old Bay as an ingredient extra flavoring.
He came over, saw my step-sis and asked if I’ve ever hit a “Maryland lawnmower”.
Whilst having intercourse in missionary position, the male or female penetrating forcefully rips out the receiving ends pubs, causing blood to drip down toward their vagina, they are usually screaming in pain. The penetrator rubs their fellatio in the blood and reinserts it. The act is usually done on siblings.
"aye man my sister and I tried the Mississippi lawnmower last night, it was amazingly rough."
When you keep talking after a joke doesn't land or nobody gets a subject, and you keep sputtering nearly nonsensical words until the conversation just dies out. Usually a pretty numbing process.
Dude, stop talking. You're lawnmowering my brain into mush.
The thing a Mexican uses to mow my lawn
The Mexican used the lawnmower to mow my lawn