That one guy that lingers at Plug DJ Nightcore for 12 hours straight, waiting to play his music.
Have you seen any DJ lurkers lately?
Nah man, you?
A person who is loitering in an area usually acting suspicious.
Mate did you see that Jackie lurker behind the bins!?
A split screen video where you watch a person (split screen lurker) watching a viral video. .
Sometimes making comments, or just watching.
: Where’s the original viral video? I wanna see it without the split screen lurker in the way., it’s never funny.
: I know, right. . Overlays are way funnier.
someone who repeatedly comments on people's statuses, pictures, posts saying something totally dumb or stupid.
dude.. Austin commented on one of my pictures again.... "yeah.. he is such a Cyber Lurker.."
Someone who is watching without being seen, even more so than a normal lurker.
Jimmy contributes to Lurkerism
The tendency to stay on after a movie ends, all the way till the movie credits end, just o make sure the person "doesn't miss anything" like Marvel and DC studio (stupid) after-credit scenes.
I like being a movie usher except for all the damned lurkerism. I just want to clean the damned theater.
Or jerklerker, is a person who intentionally Jacks-off around one person or in public.
"I was pissing in a bush till i saw the eyes of a jerk-lurker staring at me, then I heard the beating of meat"
"I was in a McDonald's bathroom stall when I saw the dude next stall over was jerk-lurking around all these poor souls, so I started banging on the stalls wall and scared him away."