A largeturd that won't flush away
Sorry, there's a lurker left in the loo.
usually a highschool/college student who follows a random group of people around. they think that theyre best friends with everyone but in reality no one know who they are
friend 1: man that party was lit as hell
friend 2: on me bro
eugene: you guys had a party with out me?
friend 1: shut up dickhead. nobody in here knows you
friend 2: what a lurker dude
A person who is loitering in an area usually acting suspicious.
Mate did you see that Jackie lurker behind the bins!?
A split screen video where you watch a person (split screen lurker) watching a viral video. .
Sometimes making comments, or just watching.
: Where’s the original viral video? I wanna see it without the split screen lurker in the way., it’s never funny.
: I know, right. . Overlays are way funnier.
someone who repeatedly comments on people's statuses, pictures, posts saying something totally dumb or stupid.
dude.. Austin commented on one of my pictures again.... "yeah.. he is such a Cyber Lurker.."
The tendency to stay on after a movie ends, all the way till the movie credits end, just o make sure the person "doesn't miss anything" like Marvel and DC studio (stupid) after-credit scenes.
I like being a movie usher except for all the damned lurkerism. I just want to clean the damned theater.
Someone who is watching without being seen, even more so than a normal lurker.
Jimmy contributes to Lurkerism