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While nearing the end of your gas pumping adventure, pumping exactly one cent into the tank so as to have a round number of dollars.
"I just pumped exactly one cent so that I don't have to search my car for pennies."
"Dude! You're a master of The Lincoln Maneuver!"
When a high status person conspicuously eats at a lowly or common establishment with lots of media watching in order to get public attention for being a "man/woman of the people" and close to the popular masses.
It's a form of false humility
Trump is pulling the McDonalds maneuver on his airplane again with a g6 full of bigmacs
When you're bored in class or at dinner, and start leaning back in your chair, but you do it a bit too far and reach the point of "no return". At this point you fall flat on your arse, while everyone is laughing at you, because everyone noticed the ear-deafening bang you created falling.
Also can be applied to when you're busting a nut.
When we were sitting at dinner, Shaniqua was bored and was leaning back, and she leaned back too far and suddenly she reached the point of no return, and fell.
I've reached the point of no return, I'm about to nut
I couldn't submit this without defining the word, so The "No return" maneuver means falling on your ass while sitting in a chair.
When you give your girl a very decent wienering
You: Dude I just pulled the Michael Maneuver on my girl!
Me: I wish that was me
When a guy flirts and makes a girl feel a giggly, then right when she falls for him. He acts like a jerk and blows her off.
"Hey arent they going out?"
"nope, hes just pulling the 'Austyn Maneuver' again"
"really? i feel bad for her"
"i do too."
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a waffle maneuver is where you pour waffle or pancake batter into a womens vagina or anus and eat it out
I asked Danielle if she would let me do the waffle maneuver.
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He asked me to do the waffle maneuver to her and I said of course it feels so good.
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It's when a girl does anything to piss you off. This can range from making you buy her dinner to fucking your best friend.
Person 1: Dude I was supposed to hang out with Kristy tonight but she said she was already at her guy friend's house.
Person 2: Wow, she pulled a cunt maneuver.
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