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cock tail made with a dick, bacardi,ice, and a cumshot to the mouth
The Pee Pee Martini that hoe gave me stung like a bitch because she used straight rum
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Grab a 2 liter of code red, open the vagina lips and pour a lil bit in, then have her dance like a gypsy. Then have her open up and enjoy.
Oh Andrew give me a Pop Ma Martini....................PLEASE!
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the horrid shape of women with love handles, a gut, and absolutely no ass; the opposite of the hourglass shape
I hate chicks with the martini glass shape. If I could put the fat in their midsection in their ass, this would be a perfect world.
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Missing both your nuts. taken from fresh prince of bel air
"Will: My friend knows this sqaw that he's completely in love with. But this particular sqaw just broke up with his best friend. Now, he don't wanna diss his boy or nothin, but he'd like to know how long is a good time to wait befire he... raidsthis sqaw's village, if you know what I'm sayin.
Philip: Ummmmm. Interesting you should bring that up. I had a case like that come before me just recently.
Will: Really?
Philip: Word up. Now this guy started going out with his best friend's girl hours after they broke up.
Will: Whoa, he waited that long?
Philip: Well, this other guy didn't think it was that long. He was very jealous and he shot his friend.
Will: Dead?
Philip: No. Let's say he's, uh, two olives short of a martini.
Will: OHHHHHH!
Philip: So before your friend starts raiding any villages, he better be sure its worth it."
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Not to be confused with the classic Dirty Martini, a Dirty Sanchez Martini is 2 parts gin, 1 part vermouth, and garnished with an 3 "olives" made of poo on a coctail toothpick.
Yesterday my boyfriend fucked a supermodel, so today I mixed them both up a Dirty Sanchez Martini, with extra olives.
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The three martini lunch, otherwise known as the alcoholics version of a two martini lunch. Generally used to refer to people who have too much time and nothing to do with it (see example).
Person A: "Man, fedex isn't going to deliver the package i need till 2:00!"
Person B: "Well then, go have yourself a three martini lunch!"
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Where a sexual partner pushes a toothpick down their partners urethra and attempts to use oral sex to suck it out.
I would never do a Martini de la Mort.