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When you ejaculate all over a woman's belly or dude and they wear it like a skirt
I gave her a mayonnaise skirt and she bought like a champ
The person who eats alone in the cafeteria because nobody wants to sit with someone who dips food in mayonnaise.
Don't sit with Louis he's a mayonnaise dipper.
The act of a man and woman having sex after a different man has already ejaculated in said woman and man #2's penis is covered in the ejaculate of man #1 upon pulling out.
"I hooked up with Billy in the closet during the party only to bump into Steve right after. He had no idea so when we hooked up I totally gave him a Mayonnaise Popsicle."
A baby made from to parents that love dipping hot dogs in mayonnaise .
Justin James loves mayonnaise babies.
If a girl dips her hot dogs in mayonnaise, I Justin James will date her and have a mayonnaise baby
Ejaculating all over a girl's forehead. Must cover area between the eyebrows and hairline.
"Did you see what OJ did to that girl! He gave her a proper mayonnaise baptism!"
When your giving head and you nan screams that she cant breath but you remember how much you hate her so you carry on, but then you remember you had taco-bell last night and you shit everywhere, so to try and make it up to you sister you piss in her mouth.
Me :Sorry about my homo mayonnaise last night
Gran gran: its okay hubba bubba
When you ejaculate in a woman’s anus and she farts your semen back out like a mayonnaise volcano.
That girl is so hot I would make her fart out a mayonnaise volcano