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The act of a man and woman having sex after a different man has already ejaculated in said woman and man #2's penis is covered in the ejaculate of man #1 upon pulling out.
"I hooked up with Billy in the closet during the party only to bump into Steve right after. He had no idea so when we hooked up I totally gave him a Mayonnaise Popsicle."
A baby made from to parents that love dipping hot dogs in mayonnaise .
Justin James loves mayonnaise babies.
If a girl dips her hot dogs in mayonnaise, I Justin James will date her and have a mayonnaise baby
When you ejaculate all over a woman's belly or dude and they wear it like a skirt
I gave her a mayonnaise skirt and she bought like a champ
The person who eats alone in the cafeteria because nobody wants to sit with someone who dips food in mayonnaise.
Don't sit with Louis he's a mayonnaise dipper.
Ejaculating all over a girl's forehead. Must cover area between the eyebrows and hairline.
"Did you see what OJ did to that girl! He gave her a proper mayonnaise baptism!"
When you pull out during sex and cum on someone's back without telling them so they lay down and smear semen on their sheets.
Did you hear about Drew's girlfriend dumping him? Yeah man, he gave her a mayonnaise backpack and she ruined her sheets. 1,500 thread count, bruh. That's not cheap!
A dried semen stain, usually on clothing or furniture.
Guy 1- Hey man, take a look at this stain on my pillow
Guy 2- It looks like some crusty mayonnaise