Ex-door Neighbor

The person who used to be, but is no longer your next door neighbor.

I invited my ex-door neighbor from California; I hope you don't mind.

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like a good neighbor

State farm is there

friend 1: "like a good neighbor"
friend 2: "go fuck yourself Kevin"

love thy neighbor

Andrew Rannells singing about how you can’t cherry pick the bible and it is a ✨amazing✨ Song. Andrew Rannells if you see this ilysm pls marry me

Ben-“ oh did u hear Andrew Rannells singing love thy neighbor? “
Evie- “YES I LOVE IT”
Ben- “same:)”

next door neighbor

person who lives right next, or directly beside you.
the person who lives closest to you.
neighbor girl who is also your dream girl, the all american girl.

i had to bum a ride from my next door neighbor or i was gona be late for work.

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next door neighbor

people that know your all your bussiness even when you DON'T tell them.

the next door neighbors even know when i take a crap

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front door neighbor

The person who lives across the street from your house.

Alex: Who's that?
Luiza:That's my front door neighbor!

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bus stop neighbor

a person living in close proximity to you(i.e. 2-4 streets away), which would make it easy to identify him/her as a neighbor, yet too far away to be an ACTUAL neighbor.

The name refers to the fact that everyone who is zoned for your bus stop lives within a couple of streets from you.

Bola: Yoooo, I live right next to him !
Lauren: really? is that your neighbor
Bola: well kinda..more like a bus stop neighbor..he lives three streets down.
Lauren: Ah, I gotcha.

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