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A guy who cums in his own jocks and doesn't clean it up out of sheer laziness.
Eventually the underwear will develop a hard oyster like shell and some say if left long enough it's contence will turn into a beautiful perl
Reed you disgusting oyster Boy, ya undies are as hard as a dinner plate
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A male who spunks in his hand only to eat said spunk out of his hand like an oyster!
The male ate his semen like a man oyster!
Oyster treatment is usually performed by Natives to the south cast of India. It consists of an alpha in a Tribe grabbing multiple live oysters and let them suck on to his scrotum until stuck in place
Wee Johnny: Alpha John here are some oysters for your oyster treatment later
When you cum into the palm of a womens hand and she slurps it up like an oyster.
Jenny took my oyster shot last night like we were at a Joana and the Whales seafood buffet
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Another word for vagina, pussy, vertical smile etc.
He slid his hands in between her thighs and slowly opened them to reveal her magical moisture oyster.
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1. Dog gonad for culinary use.
2. Hog food served at Duncans.
Also known as Dog-nuts and Dough Nuts
1. My Beagle howls two octaves higher since Ling Ling served his Kennel Oysters to the rich American.
2. Officer Dick likes warm Kennel Oysters with his coffee in morning.
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A large wad of coughed up phlegm or mucus too large and grotesque to swallow back down
Get your crackers and hot sauce ready, I've got a land oyster coming your way *cough*
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