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When a girl (transexual) whips out her ginormous penis, proceeds to slap her boyfriend in the face and breasts, ejaculates in his hair, shoves a lollipop in his ass, has a horse eat it, then jacks the horse off.
"Dude, my "girlfriend" gave me a paddy wagon last night. Most explosive orgasm ive EVER HAD!!!!"
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Throwing a tantrum, exploding in anger/frustration over something trivial.
Not related to the offensive term for the Irish 'Paddy' in any more way than the term Paddy field.
He couldn't get tickets for the last Take That concert and threw a right paddy.
Where's Sue?
Oh, she broke a fingernail and now she's throwing a paddy in her room.
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Also used in the northern states of Australia, the wankers down south call them divvy vans
I dont like riding in the back of paddy wagons, they dont have seatbelts and for some reason the cops always want to test their brakes when i'm in the back.
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Having sex with a girl
girl I wanna paddy wack you all night with my paddy wacker
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A man who drives mid '90s Ford Broncos while listening to '80s music with either no shirt or a multicolored wife beater on.
"It was a really nice day out and as I was walking down the street I must have seen atleast 5 Paddy Kellys
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A word original meaning to have a somewhat large and floppy penis slapped across someones face while they are sleeping. The term has branched out in meanings including to be pwned in a video game or even in real life.
Dude, while Sid was sleeping last night, I completely paddy whacked him. In the morning, he asked me why his face smelled like dick.
Yo, that bitch with the axe just paddy whacked me and killed me in one hit! I completely lost my combo!
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