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The biggest whore one shall ever encounter. I'm still wondering how she was in House of Wax.
Paris Hilton needs to be incinerated
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12. Paris Hilton
Super Hoe, Former Trailer Trash until she fucked some rich dude and taped it, Breakfast: dick, Lunch: cum, Dinner: salty balls,
So Paris what do you do on Saturdays
Oh I have a foreign objects stuck in my mouth
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The only woman to have the most reminiscent facial expressions during any photo shoot, and to not deserve her name capitalized. Her face is that of a manequins, forever frozen in time. She lacks personality, manners, respect, personality, a personality, and a personality. She lacks persona: The kind of thing that makes a human being descent to deal with by every hard working american and any other human being of good nature around the world. People like her give a terrorist a reason to terrorize america in any way, whether it be trench coat flashing, bombing themselves to hell, or flying a plane into a building(All respect goes to the families ***Peice***)
She has the chin of a professional wrestler and the body of a year old corpse. Her face has had so many plastic surgery appointments that there aren't any muscles left in her face to make an expression, period.
She can't look, smile, frown, act, model, or sing. What gives....WHAT GIVES!!!!!!!!!!!
To put things simply, if she died, I would laugh with great relish and the rest of the year would honestly be a better one for me. I would defecate all over my self upon hearing the news and urinate down my leg just out of the sheer fact and joy that a curse known as paris hilton has been forever washed off this bruised planet.
paris hilton + definition = Nuff Said.
To further this rant, this statement should be further stated that this is in fact an understatement, and no real words could describe of how much of a Bitch she is to bring satisfaction to the seeker.
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One who seeks notoriety and then acts shocked and horrified when they find it.
She is such a Paris Hilton. Didn't she think that all of her wanton behavior would catch up with her?
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Marry Poppins is to supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
as Paris Hilton is to Super virus caused by having sex with dudes on couches
-Conan
Paris hilton is a slut.
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1) like, a totally dumb blond!
2) the posterchild for anorexic porn stars everywhere.
about walmart;
"so, do they like, sell walls there?"
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