Random
Source Code
Random
He who is very wonderful, the bestfriend you will ever get, a very intelligent man both street and book smart and he surely loves money. Lie to him once and there he goes. Never begs for anything sometimes may even seem perfect but finds it really hard to express how he feels. Has too much pride, it sometimes gets in the way of his relationships. He loses people he loves because he couldn't get over his pride and say what he feels but overall an amazing man with a very big smile that lights up the room.
The Penis Song, by Eric Idle
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong
It's swell to have a stiffy
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
Your Percy, or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come back
A super cool dude who has a huge dick, larger than Astolfo's monster can. He is also a femboy and is super cool.
"Yo, is that PERCY? I heard that he has a dick under his skirt."
cautious! highly contagious - they are infected by the sassy man apocalypse. percys are filled with sass and addicted to bullying. beware they might as for a kiss as a bait to turn u into a percy.
someone is sassy today & its percy
Percy is a goofy person whose main goal in life to to cheer people up. They're mischievous, but good-hearted. They tend to be slightly stubborn, but it comes from a good place. They are tough, but will likely try to hide if they are sad or not because they don't want to make you upset. So make sure to ask a Percy you know how they're feeling and make sure they're being honest!
A Percy makes a good friend and partner, and they won't hesitate to show affection.
Girl: "Did you see Percy today? He was voted Class Clown!"
Boy: "Ikr? They're so funny."