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A usually brownish blob that comes out your ass; either it shoots out or you have to push it out like your giving birth to it.
My poop shot out of my system like a rocket.
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A brown, stinky, smelly, gross, substance that comes out of your butt hole. Also know as a terd. You eat, you poop. Simple as that.
Duck face seriously had to poop after eating.
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An acronym for Pay Out Of Pocket. Refers to something that insurance (typically health insurance) doesn't cover.
That's a pretty sweet colostomy bag, but I'm not going to POOP for it!
Doctor: "Your rectum is blocked and we need to operate. Unfortunately your insurance doesn't cover it. You need to POOP."
Patient: "No shit I need to take a crap. Get in there and operate, dude!"
Doctor: "No, not crap. POOP."
Patient: "Same thing. Crap, poop, shit, drop a deuce, take a dump, drop off the Cleveland Browns at the Super Bowl, same thing."
Doctor: "Never mind. I'll send you the bill."
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1. Brown stuff (non-absorbed food matter) that comes in many shapes and sizes and exits the body via your ass!!! *My examples are very funny!
1.The Watermelon Poop: A Very large poop that will not come out; a.k.a. constipation.
2.The Turtle Poop: This poop is mean to you. When you push, it goes out; but when you stop, it goes back in.
3.The Brownie Batter Poop: This comes out a liquid, (Not the point), but when your done, and you look in the toilet, it looks like you crapped brownie batter from your ass.
4.The Pistol Poop: This poop Shoots out of your ass like a bullet fired from a gun. Related to the explosion poop.
5. The Explosion Poop: This poop is related to the pistol poop. This one shoots out of your ass, like the pistol poop, but its bigger; so when it hits the water, it makes a toilet water explosion and your ass gest wet.
6.The "MY ASS IS ON FIRE!!!" Poop: This poop feels like lava when it comes out. Very painful.
7.The "Where is it?" Poop: You feel this poop come out and hear it splash; but when you look in the toilet, *POOF* its gone!
cock, penis
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1.The brown stuff in the toilet that always puts the bathroom out of order at McDonalds
2. an insult that is used when you're too lazy to think of a better one
1. damn I went to use the bathroom in that gas station and the poop was all over the place, it was like a war zone!
2. rick was acting like a poop last night.
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1.an amazing substance made of various bits of food and awesome pieces of such and such.
2. element(such as water, ground, fire, etc.) that includes various sizes and appearances...different dialects of this element.
1. Oh my good lordy lord that dinner tasted so much like a poop it wasn't even funny!
2. The awesome mass and awe of that reminds me of poop!
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God's magic candy, secreted from the human anus for our gastronomical enjoyment.
If you're low on cash but hungry for a special treat, scoop the poop off your bedsheets and give it a taste.
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