squeaky possum

When a girl is hanging upside down thinking you are about to insert your penis in her mouth you pull a 180 and then rip some serious ass right in her mouth. The hanging upside down is the possum and the fart effect is the squeakyness.

My girl friend was in for a real treat when instead of giving me head I gave her the suprising squeaky possum.

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possum crotch

(noun) Anyone who is middle-age or above with a wrinkly grey, prickly haired crotch.

I bet that nasty man has a possum crotch !

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Possum stomp

To stomp/jump on ones head.

I possum stomped that filf cunt in the the concrete.

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possum grape

A wild grape ranging from Florida to northern Mexico to Kansas. It is about the size of a pencil erasure and half seed. The vines grow to 30 feet and up to the tips of tall tree limbs making them difficult to spot and harvest. Intensely flavored they make great jelly and wine. Collecting a bushel of the bunches will make a few batches of jelly.

This possum grape jelly is delicious on toast!

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Dirty Possum

The act of fucking a girl (or guy) from behind. As you're about to bust your nut, you pull out and spooge on your hand. Finally, you take your hand and smack your partner on the ass as hard as you can.

Rebecca loves when I give her a dirty possum.

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Dusty possum

A fat possum with some dust on it.

Milly: "no way, there's a massive fat dusty animal over there!"
Bruce: "aw yeahh, it's a dusty possum matey"

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awesome possum

Worst Sonic the Hedgehog clone ever. Don't even bother trying to find any gameplay in this rotten pile of dogshit.

Upon first playing Awesome Possum, I wanted to heave myself off of a very tall building and hopefully catch my eyelid on a nail.

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