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To meet people in person, particularly at an event where you can network with other people. The actual pressing of flesh here refers to shaking hands with people.
It's a big event next week, I suppose I'd better go and press the flesh.
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During sex, you lay a girl on her back and push her legs back behind her head and endlessly destroy her.
Yo shaqwela, come over and lemme put you in the sandwich press
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A term used to define newspapers/other media which are used by their owner to promote their interests instead of using them to perpetuate reality.
The term originated in early independent India, where most of the press was owned by jute industry barons and was used to further their own interests.
Also, the word 'Jute' is pronounced almost like the Hindi word 'Jooth' meaning falsehood or untruth.
Politicians are now using their personal jute press to slander their opponents using sensationalism.
the act of pressing one's erect penis firmly against a mattress or other sleeping surface upon waking in order to gain small amounts of physical pleasure similar to that of grinding
The young man did an extended morning press the first day of high school.
Wait a second, wait a minute, stop. To ask someone to stop talking so they can process it before continuing the conversation.
Lina: So I saw him putting on my lip balm and....
Grace: what?!! Hold the press!! He uses your lip balm???!!
Lina: yesh.. Turns out his lips was chapped!!
Grace: oh okay... I thought..
Press two is a battle cry in the era of the Napoleon wars. It was mainly used by the British army.
Drop the fucking flag! I said, PRESS 2 you fucking ape! PRESS TWO!!!!
When a person tries to finesse you into doing what they want. May include slight threats, but no physical violence.
A man from up the street told me this neighborhood ain’t big enough for the both of us. I told him kick rocks, because no one is gonna soft press me and make me move.