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Ejaculation into a condom.
Bob: I hope you used protection with that ho you banged last night.
Joe: Yeah, I made a security deposit.
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A BULLSHIT term most often found in the personal ads placed by insecure gold diggers!! this is a PARTICULARLY ignorant term, especially now; when everyone and his/her relatives are LOSING THEIR ASS!!
basically, a plea/expectation to be 'taken care of' for a prolonged period of time, in exchange for sexual favors. -not even the rich can GUARANTEE they are going to be "in the money" for ever and ever!!
'financially secure' actually is a good thing!, its' the same as the person saying: I'm an IDIOT!!, don't even bother answering this ad!! (-sign of a MASSIVE ego, re: looks personality, AND sex skills!!)
george answered the ad stating financially secure, being pretty sure he could run a scam good enough to CRACK THAT CROTCH!!
john had a large trust fund, but steered clear of the ads stating financially secure!
i saw financially secure in my toilet bowl after i relieved myself!!
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When sponsoring an impoverished child in a 3rd world country, the child manages to find out a few truths about you and demonstrates something called '3rd world integrity'.
See Example when the child writes a scathing letter to the sponsor.
Example of SECURITY LEAK
Dear Sponsor,
I am not happy with you. I hear you are a fat, balding, jerkoff who masturbates to the Target Underwear Catalogue. You have no friends, a crappy car and don't wipe your ass properly. DO NOT SEND ANY MORE MONEY!!
Regards,
Mbutu
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The equivalent of a Star Trek Redshirt, these ominous looking people are usually dressed in black tactical gear (but also can be in street clothes.)Their only purpose is to be killed by the protagonist (if they are protecting the bad guys) or killed by the antagonist or his minions (if they are protecting the Good Guys). It is pointless having them around in either situation because their main use is to plug up gaping plot holes in an idiotic movie.
"Man, look at all of that firepower!"
"Most of them are Security Nebbishes so they won't be able to harm us."
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When you go to the bathroom and wipe your ass because your Fart felt like it could have been wet, but you aren't sure it was a shart.
Used in the confirmation of a shart.
I had to go make a security wipe because I've been eating a lot of taco bell lately and it felt slightly moist.
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A highly trained somewhat lethal Force comprised of extremely depressed airman who drink there sorrow away
That airman just got his 5th dui he must be security forces
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A security whore is a person that shits their pants any time you mention the words hacker,virus,password etc.They're extremely paranoid and will never under any circumstance give out private data or passwords.They may also be privacy whores as well.
Georgi is a fucking security whore!He went crazy when he found out that I hacked his MSN password!
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