Shiny Head

When you yanky your wanky at night then go to bed, wake up and the tip of your cockadoodledoo is shiny.

Boy: Babe I have shiny head
Girl: Hoky shit I can see myself!

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shiny cueball

(verb). the act of ejaculating on a bald woman's head.

Damn that girl's hot, too bad she's bald.

Fuck it, I'll give her a shiny cueball

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Shiny Magnamon

To be annoying and hated by all, yet still never leave, even though you should be banned in the first place.

That kid's a real Shiny Magnamon.

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shiny pumpkins

to be extremely cool.

gina and dani.. are two of the shiniest pumpkins

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shiny face

A boy whose face is so oily, it emits a scrumtrelesent shine, that can either be used to reduce copious amounts of head on beer or to continuously freak out and creep on women throughout the night.

Damn, shiny face, aka kevin, is so oily, you could use his face as a "slip'n'slide"!!!! -what a freak!

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shiny chick

(the anti-"hippie" chick!); woman wearing heavy makeup that seems almost reflective! -hence, appearing 'shiny'
these women usually embrace the folding green religion and would love to take a ride on YOUR gravy train!

shiny chicks usually excel in the more physical skills, rather than being some of our greater thinkers!!

theobald found the pickup bar 'shiny chick' repellent!

james picked up a shiny chick, but couldn't get a "stiffy"

ian knew he could never get the shiny chick to go camping!

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shiny girl

(n.) a bitchy girl (usually Caucasian blonde), somewhat attractive, or cakes on the makeup to make it seem as though she's attractive. Usually wearing something designer (Tory Burch, Chanel etc.) iPhone and BMW keys in hand. Shiny girls have a sense of entitlement and usually have no knowledge of the world around them including pop culture, politics, or important world problems.

The concert was fun until that shiny girl cut you off.

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