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A sign of affection when one rests their head on their mate's shoulder. This can be a big first step to a more physical way of showing affection in a relationship.
"Hey guys She finally got to put my head on shoulder"
"Wow congrats man!"
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Slang term for someone with learning difficulties or a mental disability. Alternatively, someone who is acting like a moron. Origin stems from random, sporadic open-mouthed head movements typical of sufferers where they appear to be trying to bite their own shoulder.
What do you know, you fucking shoulder-biter?
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When a man blows his load on someone's shoulder, usually occurs in an MMMF foursome by the awkward third dude.
The mouth was busy, so I totally dropped a shoulder load.
I woke up with a shoulder load today, last night was sketchy.
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Occurs when someone's arms are through the holes of their underwear. One can this to themselves or it can be a prank. This wedgie is hard to do. But it hurts. Espeaccialy on girls.
1.I got board so I put my arms through the holes of my underwear. The shoulder wedgie hurt real bad.
2. My cousins thought it would be funny to give me a shoulder wedgie so they put my arms through the leg holes on my underwear
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when you lean to one side sitting or standing.
this is done to emulate relaxation. silly bitches that is an illusion, one who shoulder leans is always on point.
dude at bar is practicing his shoulder lean.
someone attempts to jack him. He knows this and instantly responds with a solid reverse jacking and an ass whoopin.
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Balls on the shoulder is a term for when one male party literally places his pubicle sack on a second male party's shoulder (either shoulder is acceptable). The act can be done either as a derogatory act intended to aggravate a homophobic individual, or can be done in the act of making love to create deep romantic affection.
Nate: "Hey Andrew, can I give you some Balls on the Shoulder action tonight?"
Andrew: "Yes, Nate, that would consummate our love for each other."
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Almost as comforting as a mother's touch when you have the flu but as awkward as a penguin trying to balance itself on your shoulder just moments before losing its balance while waddling on land. A Quote from a leadership book found inside the commander’s office, “Daily physical contacts with your subordinate builds a culture of trust within your formation. This includes high five, awkward side hugs, or a comforting shoulder pat.”
Larry: “How many shoulder pats gave y’all gotten?”
Kyle and Jeffrey: “Way too many to count.”
Sarah: “I haven’t gotten any.”
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