When you twist a guy's nuts until his voice becomes as nasally as Squidward's.
Did you hear last night Chuck got The Squidward Twist and you could hear him in the house over.
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doing a 360 then hitting someone with a clarinet.
Person A: Yo did you see what Dave did to John yesterday?
Person B: What?
Person A: He did the Squidward Shuffle to him!
When your penis hangs over your scrotum and it looks like Squidward from Spongebob Squarepants wearing a wig.
That guy pulled down his pants and it looked like Hairy Squidward down there!!
New Squidward is a poor excuse for a nation. New Squidward has some of the most corrupt leaders in history. New Squidward's way of life is horrible, people are treated unfairly.
New Squidward<Fort Kevin Long
when you rub your dick with soap then fuck a girl named hailey
"bro soapy squidward was so sick"
An Ivy Leauge school specializing in the study of Pooptolgy
"Wow, I finally got my degree from Squidward University! I can finally study Mao Zedongs poop!" - Zachareigh
When you not even hard but u still jizzing
"Hey man trisha just walked past my house today and I had a sneezing squidward"
"aww sweet "
"I had to change my pants in the car"