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TP skiing is when a woman is being triple penetrated and is giving handjobs with both hands
Would you like to come and go TP skiing with my wife
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The action of trying to locate a group or individual within a trailer park.
Usually involves driving 15mph or less.
Joes Mom said he was somewhere in his neighborhood, so I did a TP roll to find his stupid ass.
"Tissue paper and porn" i.e. a man's way of saying he giving up on woman's and staying single
Nope i don't date it TP&P for me can do with out the headaches.
The action of moving from one stall to another in the restroom because there is no toilet paper in the stall, and it is required. This action can be done with pants up or down and generally implies a penguin like movement.
Hey man did you see Johnny acting a little Wierd in the restroom?
Yeah, he was just doing the TP shuffle.
That a$$hole that goes out and buys all the toilet paper in the midst of a pandemic.
Get your camera out and video this TP Troll while he loads his car! He’s about to go viral!
I hope this TP Troll gets every bit of this virus!
How many craps does this TP Troll think he’s going to take in a two week quarantine?!
Timeslot Propagation Statistics (TPS) reports - how you account to your boss for what you've been doing all day.
For lawyers it is the same as so-called "billable hours".
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This Place Sucks Report. The corporate america has been so bogged down with status reports that no work gets done because you spend all day giving your status to obnoxious product managers. Let them know how you feel in the next TPS Report.
Boss: Did you get that project done?
Me: Actually I haven't had time to start a new one.
Boss: Mmmm yeah, well send me a TPS Report with its status.
Me: This Place Sucks.
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