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A physique that is seen in males in their early/late 20's or even 30's. With a body structure of toned: arms, chest, abs and back muscles, but not visibly overly muscular or in extremely low body fat. It's a comfortable frame that can fit into any kind of wardrobe and not make your clothes appear visibly tight. It is a physique that is comfortable, attainable, and functional as opposed to a meathead's physique. This kind of build is seen in most men that come from wealth or have a high income profession and don't need to have big muscles to impress females Tennis bod is also quite similar to a physique that of a quarterback.
"You're not cutting bro?"
"Nah man, I'm always toned. I got the tennis bod
Yeah, Nick goes to the gym a couple times a week, eats whatever he wants, and still has a pretty good build. Definitely tennis bod material
I don't care about being big, I'm good with the tennis bod
Back-and-forth arguing via Facebook status, usually between two people who won't speak directly to one another. Can also be applied to Twitter.
Emily Wesson thinks that some boys just don't know when to quit.
Jack Smith thinks that some girls don't know when to shut the hell up.
David Morrison thinks that some people need to grow a pair and talk like adults instead of playing Facebook tennis.
a game to be played at the table (generally in hot countries) whereby annoying flys are deaftly swatted from one persons plate to anothers.
fly tennis
A game in which two or more people patronise each other in post after post on an internet thread, quickly losing any trace of coherent, respectful argument and regressing to child-like personal attacks.
"Hey man, check out this thread I just cut from the comment feed on that educaton reform piece I wrote. Patro-tennis all the way. Sigh. Why is it so hard to people to argue respectfully, in a way that indicates they're actually interested in challenging their own views and learning from each other?!"
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User 1:
"The above article is patently absurd. Why should the tax payer EVER have to pay for other people's education?! The fact that there is someone out there who even thinks these things is very, very worrying indeed. The idiots are winning."
User 2:
"@User 1: I assume you didn't actually read the article because if you had, you'd see that the third paragraph clearly explains different payment options that don't resort to tax dollars. I think you need your eyes checked?"
User 1:
"Son, you must be very young indeed. Whenever the government talks about education reform, it ALWAYS means more tax dollars. Get back to me in 20 years and I might be interested in your ideas, if you're even capable of growing up, that is."
User 2:
"Fuck you."
User 1:
"So's your face!"
The few inches of a person's bare midriff that are exposed when the bottom hem of his/her shirt rides up due to stretching or bending. Seen often during tennis matches.
She got out of the car and stretched mightily, offering us a beautiful glimpse of tennis tummy. We had never known that her navel was pierced.
A sport made famous in Richmond Virginia, where two players stand adjacent to each other in a tunnel, and try to bounce a tennis ball from the wall opposite to them, to the wall next to them, and hit the wall there opponent is standing in front of to make a "Z" pattern. If the opponent catches the ball they can try to throw the ball in the similar fashion, to try to gain a point. If the ball hits the opponents, wall and is not successfully blocked the player gains a point. This sport tends to be played in pedestrian under-road tunnels where there is a grid pattern in the concrete. It tends to be played by stoners ranging from the ages of 16-25.
James - Dude me and Derek got got blazed the other day, and invented this sport called Tunnel Tennis.
Will - That sounds sweet man, teach me how to play!
A sport played between two players. Each player uses a racquet that is strung to strike a hollow rubber ball covered with felt. Normaly a stick is the most sutibal object used to difine each opponents boundarys. Players must stay seated through out the game bating ball between each other using componants of Nintendo Wii sporting where each player does not break a sweat, nor need be on feet. If player should stand to fetch ball out of boundarys, they are striked out. Players must "bum shuffel" the distance to retrieve ball.
Alice - "Kiss the ground bitch! I am the shit at Tenni - Wii"
Renee - "Fuck you alice! best out of three?!"