Carrying an umbrella

Carrying an umbrella is a secret sign for batting for the other team

Clearly Noah carries an umbrella, he loves men.

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royal umbrella

steps to making a royal umbrella.
1. jizz in a bowl
2. add brown food coloring
3. add assorted vegetables
4. heat up in microwave
5. poor into an upside down umbrella
6. serve to homeless people

Homless guy: MMMMMMmmmm..... "royal umbrella" soup sure tastes good!

You: hehehe yah.

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Shiny Umbrella

noun:

1. a fully erect penis, shaven such that it shimmers in the sunlight

2. a flaccid penis, shiny with saliva from a recent blowjob

1. Dude #1: Hey man, check out my shiny umbrella.

Dude #2: Wow, you didn't miss a hair. No homo

2. Girl: Then I got up from my knees and saw the shiny umbrella I had left him with

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telescopic umbrella

It was used in the Peter Gabriel song, Modern Love and is another name for a dick or a boner.

Peter: I fly off to Rome to my prima bella. She leaves me in the rain with telescopic umbrella.

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Umbrella Legs

Legs that fan out above the knee similar to an umbrella.

Coined by: Witty Widow and Unitonika

I thought she was skinny until I saw those umbrella legs!

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The umbrella is a lie

A phrase originating from "the cake is a lie". It is based on the Animal Crossing fanfiction Among the Umbrellas. The reason for it is because Mabel lures the characters Lucia and Shannon into her trap with an umbrella.

Lucia: "Wow, Mabel really got us."
Shannon: "Yeah. One may say the umbrella is a lie."

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steel umbrella

The stainless steel rod they stick in your penis and open up to scrape the inside of your uretha when having an STD. It looks like an antenna going in and mini umbrella when it comes out. The doctor will first insert a large hollow needle down the end of your penis, he will the pass another instrument through the centre of the needle, this opens up when it reaches the end, like a metal umbrella, both are then pulled out with the end scraping the inside of the penis, this cleans and also takes a sample, the doctor will then check your rectum for for large anal boils, please note most people who have a STD will lose all there teeth within 3 years.

Damn dude that hooker Kelly gave me VD and the bitch @ the health department had to give me the steel umbrella!

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