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voodoo shit

a metaphorical sticky web that some young women emit from their pores. this web ensnares unsuspecting men and they are lured into the depths of their scintillating personality. the woman in question is often not aware of her wiles. she can commonly be referred to as a "sassy lassy".

cannot be found in foreigners.

syn: Zoe

1. You emit voodoo shit from your pores!

2. You can't emit voodoo shit, you're foreign.

by dynamo121 April 17, 2010

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dance around with a chicken voodoo

1. Voodoo in which one dances around with a chicken, usu. dead.

I'm not talking about some normal voodoo, that was some crazy dance around with a chicken voodoo.

by BOSS4747 April 28, 2011

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Gerbil voodoo

The complete failure of attempting verbal judo. Increasing another person's anger while trying to defuse a volatile situation.

Bill tried to calm the angry customer with some gerbil voodoo and got punched in the face.

by Ham So Low November 5, 2022


Sky Voodoo

Sky Voodoo is the contemporary practice of combining astrology with magic or complementary divinatory practices including Tarot, I Ching, Numerology, intuition, clairvoyance, channelling, and spirit/angel guides.

The popularity of Sky Voodoo has grown in conjunction with the resurgence in popularity of ‘traditional astrology’ since the early 1990s.

I'm terrible with guys and so I went and saw my tarot-astrologer friend who confirmed with Sky Voodoo and the Jack of Clubs and Tower reversed that my boyfriend is a loser.

He gave me a Mars talisman to wear on dates as apparently I'll be single again soon FML.

by Bad Rabbit August 13, 2021


The Voodoo

When a female is celebrating her glorious time of the month.

Aaron: Damn Brook is pissy today, she's on The Voodoo.

by Jack Daniels 'n' Jim Beam June 14, 2011


Who Do You Voodoo, Bitch?

the song from dead island that goes like

"Ha ha ha, you ain't scared. Yet. Things that go bump in the night. Me, Sam B. Heh.

Shrunken heads, broken legs, body parts on the concrete
Cut 'em up butcher style, gators in the swamp
Red light, leave 'em dead, runnin' like a track meet
Scared of nobody, what you motherfuckers want?
Believe me when I tell 'em I'm a boogeyman beast
Leave 'em slashed from they head to they feet
Pin pricks to the chest of a bitch well earned
Cookin' meat, cannibal tryna eat

I got a zombie army and you can't harm me
Who do you voodoo, bitch?
Drink blood like a vampire without warnin'
Who do you voodoo, bitch? Stand up!
Sam B got the thing that go bump in the night

I can say the rest but its too long

Guy: Heard of Who Do You Voodoo, Bitch?

Dead island hater: Is it from the shitty zombie game with a trailer with no gameplay?

Guy:*Laughs in rage mode*

BREAKING NEWS! DEAD ISLAND FANATIC FOUND DEAD! IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION ON THE KILLER, REPORT IT NOW!

by diet dying light October 14, 2023


Coocka Voodoo

The practice of magic and whitchery performed in the bedroom . The process in turn ends in the paticipants having a overwhelming need to stalk, chase, and or follow in regarding to obtaining more coocka. This practice is usually performed by well kept, healthy ,grown ass woman, usually woman who have had few sexual partner due to the difficulty of the application process few are able to acheive admissions to recieve this voodoo magic. Mindaltering orgasmic exspe , heartraceing mind-blowing, life altering, sexualky stimulating orgasmic exspolision with lasting aftereffects.

I performed coocka voodoo on him and he stop stalking me.

by 00Grumpylittles00 January 7, 2024