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A dong bruise is the bruises that appear on a girls legs after a hard night out in town, they never remember where they have come from but are actually caused by male dancers in close proximity by their flailing male appendages
"Oh my god look at these bruises on my thighs Kathy! I have no idea how I got these, boy was I boozed last night"
"I have a fair idea, they're dong bruises Jane, I told you not to dance so close to those huge guys"
Bruises Around my neck basically means hickeys and bite marks around my neck.
In the song Stacy's Brother the line- She's not reason for the bruises around my neck.
The contusion left on the one’s body after an speedy or over-zealous ejaculation.
“I’m not taking you to church with that Cum Bruise on your face.”
The soreness following up a good fuck.
Girl 1:Man my boyfriend fucked me so hard last night.
Girl 2: Are you wood bruised?
Someone who's been hurt a lot, or is hurting . (Like having sex while your hoo-ha is bruised; hence the name)
*has break up,and is betrayed by bff*
"I feel like a bruised vagina"
A sex act in which the female grips the penis so hard that it turns black and blue for maximum penile pleasure.
“Dude did you hear that Sadie gave Chris a bruised canoe last night? He’ll be hurting for awhile!”
It's a line in the famous Minecraft fanfiction written by tbhyourelame on AO3. It's about two famous Minecraft youtubers, Dream and GeorgeNotFound.
George types, I think you'd leave bruises.
He clenches his jaw, replying: they'd look good on you.
(he = Dream)