cape girls

preppy, crazy, fun.a real cape girl can drink any other girl under the table. most likely will kick your ass in bei ruit or flip cup. doesn't mind pissing on the beach or in the woods. is usually found at a house party, a bon fire on the beach, or fish bowling a car with 4 other cape girls in her own driveway.

cape girls are wicked awesome!

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Cape Coral

A place where all younger people complain about how horrible it is but make no attempt to make it better.

Girl 1: I hate how boring it is here in Cape Coral.

Guy 1: Yeah, me too. I wish I was back in New York or Boston because thats where my parents are from so that means im from there.

Sensible Teenager: Why don't you two try and make it better by writing to your local government or signing a petition or doing something productive?

Guy and Girl 1: What?

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Cape Canaveral

its been a rough day. many jobs to be done. every person you meet, although you appreciate them, sucks off energy. resulting in exhaustion at around midnight. you hope to scrape up your remaining gestures of love in hopes they will reach the one in time.

"like astronauts love Cape Canaveral,
like snows loves falling,
like a drunkard loves to snore,
like a patriot loves their country,
like Elton loves David,
like people love shopping malls,
thats how"

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Caping

Doing cool shit while wearing a SpiritCape.

nicole: can I borrow your SpiritCape this weekend?

thomas: why?

nicole: because we're caping on the lake.

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Cum Cape

Noun; The unwashed bedding of someone who masturbates too much. The bedding can then be worn as a cape, but the person who wears it must first yell "Cum Cape"

Wow, Joey got really drunk last night. He tied his sheets around his neck like a cape and yelled "Cum Cape!"

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Cape Carteret

A little county on the coast of North Carolina. It is boring as hell and nothing ever happens there

dude1: Are you going to Cape Carteret this summer??
dude2: EWWW! No. Why would I go there. It is so boring.

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Cape Coloureds

A small race of people with mixed skin colour, referred to as coloureds in South Africa. NB: This is a non-racist term.

Cape coloureds are found in Cape Town especially and are wonderfully vibrant, strong people. A typical Cape coloured speaks fluent 'Kombuis'(kitchen) Afrikaans; this is the informal more English version on Afrikaans.

They have notible accents, never ever get on their bad side. If you ever meet a bitchy coloured girl or a sleazy coloured guy, you'll know why. They are the toughest race on the planet and can 'wys' you just like that.

An English accent: I like to got to Paris but I think it's just a phase I'll grow out of.

A typical Cape Coloured accent: I lyke to goh to Parr-ACE but I think is jus a f-ACE I'll groh out of.

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